asset

1. Anything owned or is owed to a person, business, company, or group.

2. a CIA assassin

1. a building, car, or money are all examples of assets.
2. an asset was sent to kill john the other day.

by 3242935234 January 11, 2009

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excuses are like asses

One's lame excuse will often render this response.

Gina: I can't go out tonight Bill, because I'm washing my hair.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.

by ed rogers May 24, 2004

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fuck asses

pl. of Fuckass
Great insult, nuff said.

first used in the movie, Donnie Darko

girl: He's been smoking again.
guy: why do ppl have to be fuck asses, you fuckass.

by Mr. Gibbons March 23, 2008

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asses and elbows

Describing something or someplace that's really crowded

Dude, it's asses and elbows in there! Ain't that a fire hazzard?

by Sir Adam the Great April 7, 2005

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To physically harm a person with whom you have a disagreement; to seriously mess someone up so bad that they need to write off their assets; Other forms of word include: impair his/her assets, assets were impaired, FAS 144, etc. See Financial Accounting Standards - FAS 144 for more information.

If she doesn't keep her hands off my boyfriend, I'm going to give her some serious asset impairments.

If he doesn't shut up, I'll be forced to impair his assets.

I made her so mad that she FAS 144ed me!! Now I've got some material asset impairment!

by CPAchic April 24, 2008

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