Assette

Assette is a person who hates being referred to as ass-ette, a person who is awesomely weird and is one of a kind, is quite short and funny.... She is also a massive weeaboo

Guy 1: wow that chick is such an assette.

Guy 2: woah dude that's mean, she's more of a goddess

by Pags1243 August 20, 2016

assetuary

In relation to an asset or of assets in general.

The landlord made an assetuary gain when they reclaimed the forgotten sofa.

by julijuif November 19, 2022

asset

Having a nice set of boobs and a nice ass. This definition is derived from splitting apart the word "asset" to get "ass" and "set".

Dave: "Your sister has nice assets!"
Tim: "Yeah she's going to have back problems one day."
Dave: "And when she falls on her ass, she just bounces back up!"
Tim: "Easy now..."

by M-Sizzle Brindizzle December 29, 2008

assvertisement

text written on the back of a pair of pants worn by women to draw attention to their huge ass.

assvertisement

Besse: Are you checking out my ass?

Steve: NO! I'm trying to read what it says.

by Hugh-J-ass April 18, 2010

asserbating

anal masterbating and self stimulation of the A spot which is located several centimeters into the anus.

I was disturbed to walk into the back room and catch him asserbating.

by trailerparkpenny July 17, 2006

assential

Combination of "ass" and "essential" together. Having a physical characteristic that makes a person's ass the best part of the person.

(tongue in cheek) Her assential qualities make up for her lack of personality.

by doradothedog May 19, 2010

Assorted Jelly Beans

The most kick ass band ever

Hey did you know AJB is on Tony Hawks Underground in game soundtrack?

by dr_gonXXI October 3, 2004