a fake apology about a super tragic thing that was your fault, most likely involving deaths of others.
person 1: hey bro I killed ur entire family with a train 5 minutes ago, sorry
person 2: WTF THAT'S NOT EVEN SINCERE, WHY U GOTTA PULL AN ASTROWORLD APOLOGY LIKE THAT.
person 1: i said sorry, that makes everything better
person 2: WTF THAT'S NOT EVEN SINCERE, WHY U GOTTA PULL AN ASTROWORLD APOLOGY LIKE THAT.
person 1: i said sorry, that makes everything better
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Get the Logan Paul apology mug.Jord....if you look up any of the following words ; M-unit, Low-G,Lantz, She-O-dubble-Eena, IDS, Shoe Phone,ect. please do not be appauled.
Melissa- ''Jord I'm sorry please don't flip-izzle.''
Jord-''Melissa i should slit you up...I hope you pass.''
Sheena-''In her sleep?''
Jord-''We can only hope.''
Jord-''Melissa i should slit you up...I hope you pass.''
Sheena-''In her sleep?''
Jord-''We can only hope.''
by Melissa July 9, 2004
Get the Apology mug.An apology for doing something so dire that was so shitty that your reputation takes a big downfall due to your lack of empathy and maturity.
"After Tim crashed my car he just texted me "oops bro im so sorry i crashed your car". Man i cant believe that man"
"He really pulled an astroworld apology on you, my condolences bro."
"He really pulled an astroworld apology on you, my condolences bro."
by toasterovenonfire January 14, 2022
Get the astroworld apology mug.Whe one loses 6-0 in a game of Pro Evolution Soccer, one must submit a letter of apology to the victor, pinning it to the wall to show to all until the loser defeats the victor 6-0 in another game. A defeat of more than 6 goals must be punished with a letter of apology being sent to the Pope.
by Shakin' Steven November 15, 2009
Get the Letter of apology mug.a mass email sent out of real or imagined guilt... often occurs after a drunken party, or in response to rumours.
also been known to be sent as a result of teenage angst, apologizing for something no one even thinks exists.
usually of good intent but overkill and confusing...
often includes "exceptions" to the apology and should be sent to that person as well. just so they know you still hate them
apology to everyone is then sent to a huge number of people on email list who may or may not know what the apology is for
also been known to be sent as a result of teenage angst, apologizing for something no one even thinks exists.
usually of good intent but overkill and confusing...
often includes "exceptions" to the apology and should be sent to that person as well. just so they know you still hate them
apology to everyone is then sent to a huge number of people on email list who may or may not know what the apology is for
hey you guys...
i'm soo sorry about what happened last weekend. i'm an idiot.
please forgive me. i love you all
(except you brandy- you're a sloot)
again... i'm sooooooooo sorry. i miss you guys
i'm soo sorry about what happened last weekend. i'm an idiot.
please forgive me. i love you all
(except you brandy- you're a sloot)
again... i'm sooooooooo sorry. i miss you guys
by Sunshine December 13, 2004
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