aluminum sack

the 2018 iPad pro

"The iPad Pro is a thin, ridgeless aluminum sack with no structure holding things together"
-jerry rig everything

by sussy balls amogus April 25, 2022

Aluminum Rockmusic

A subgenre of Rock music that refers to heavy metal that isn´t all too heavy

Person A: "Wow, this music sounds awesome! What kinda genre is that?"
Person B: "It´s aluminum rockmusic. It´s like heavy metal, but lighter, like aluminum"

by Nerdmuffin March 8, 2023

Queensland Alumina

The World Largest Alumina Refinery. Will Soon Become The Worlds Largest Pile of Scrap Metal

Queensland Alumina would be a Sim's Metals Gold Mine

by manaunskdud November 9, 2011

Chinese Aluminum

Low quality plastic used in construction of key mechanical parts in order to ensure failure and non-repairability just outside of warranty period. Often shrouded in a thin sheet of satin brushed Nickel plated Chinesium to give appearance of durability.

Examples of extensive use include: Faucets, washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators, function knob shafts, locking and retaining mechanisms, furniture fasteners, safety equipment, power tool internals, etc.

Wife: Honey, can you fix the fridge? The door just fell off...

Me: Uhh, no, turns out, the hinge pins are made of Chinese Aluminum, hafta buy a whole new fridge.

Wife: But we just bought that a couple years ago!

Me: yeah but the warranty ran out last month!

by baronvonfritz May 5, 2020

Cheap aluminium

She is so cheap the store returned it to the poor. SHES SO FUCKING ANOYING LIKE SHE LITERALY SMELLS SO BAS THAT NEMANYA HAS A CRUSH ON HER KILL ALL CHEAP PEOPLE!!!

Cheap aluminium is only good for broke people.

by Babken jr May 2, 2022

Alumnophobia

Fear of graduating or of becoming an alumnus, especially in an uncertain job market and a society in which education is a substitute for titles of nobility.

A lot of 30 something community college students suffer from acute alumnophobia due to a lack of opportunities and the prestige of being a 'student' despite being broke.

by DreadneckofDreadnecks April 14, 2007

Aluminum

Aluminum is element number 13. It is in period 3 and group 13. Its atomic mass is 26.981539 and has a positive 3 ionic charge. It has a melting point of 1,221 degrees Fahrenheit and a boiling point of 4,478 degrees Fahrenheit. It is accounted for being 8% of the Earth's crust. Around 80% of every single Boeing-747 is entirely aluminum.

Jim: "Hey Randy, do you have any spare Aluminum?"
Randy: "Yes I do Jim. Here's some Aluminum for your Boeing-747!"

by Mr. Chemist September 20, 2019