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ALHA

At Least He's Asian

Pseudo derogatory acronym to describe a butt fugly Asian male's innate ability to bag a unreal smoking hot Asian girl. He is usually up to 2 feet shorter and may posess a monkey face and a cigarette stained grill.

The nature of this may be due to financial status, occupation, vehicle or possesion of a massive wang in tow.

This is the opposite of Cornshark (Noun).
"Holy shit, check out that slammin Azn biatch!"

"I can't, that drooling snaggle toothed dude is all up on her like a cheap suit."

"ALHA"

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"At least he's Asian!"
by Grizzly August 28, 2009
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Aljohara

Aljohara is the most beautiful and amazing person on earth, if you have an Aljohara in your life youre lucky and should give her all the love you have cause she deserves it
Aljohara is too amazing to be true, how is she even real I can't believe someone as beautiful and precious exists! *has a heart attack*
by verygoodhaha September 29, 2018
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AleHANDJob

This is when a handjob is given to an emo kid.
Yo Mike, that nigga over there got an alehandjob last night!
by Amanda Byrntson March 24, 2009
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Aliha

She's Beautiful , Always On Top Of Her Game . She's Been Hurt A Couple Of Times Don't Trust Many . She Stays To Herself And Doesn't Let Anybody Run Over Her . She's One Of The Most Realistic Person You'll Meet . She Tells You The Truth From Beginning To The End . She Also Has A Pretty Body
Omg , Do You See Aliha She's So Beautiful .
by abcde_4 June 6, 2015
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Aljoharah

The most beautiful, Amazing, Kind, important Person our there if you have a Aljoharah is your life ,Your Lucky
Awww Shes so Sweet i think she’s Aljoharah
by Unknown JJ March 9, 2019
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Ali and Alham

A beautiful couple that has been together for a few years. Ali and Alham are PERFECT for eachother. They were both eachothers first loves and they will never love anyone else like they loved eachother! Their relationship had some ups and downs, But they sure did love eachother very much! Till this day Ali and Alham will remain loving eachother til death!
Girl 1: i wish me and john had a relationship like Ali and Alham!

Girl 2: Doesn't everyone wish they had a relationship like theirs?

Girl 1: i def understand why! They are so perfect for each other!
Girl 2: I Know!
by ThefuckinMan June 20, 2012
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Alobam

Charles can't snitch he's my alobam
by Sleem June 5, 2014
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