Bearded Alligator

A very rare Vagina, commonly found in the south western United states, but also discovered in other cuntries as well. This vagina has 2 sets of razor sharp teeth lining the labia. One way to find out that your lady has a Bearded Alligator is that she has Pubes often grow all the way past her knees, and can never actually shave or cut any of it, for it will bleed and then grow back. If you find out too late you can kiss you dick bye bye.

Steve-"Hey Johnny, what happened to your dick?"
Johnny-"That bitch had a BEARDED ALLIGATOR and I didn't find out until it was too late!"

by batsoup August 3, 2009

alligator

When you are performing cunnilingus on a woman, you stop, slowly elevate your head above pussy level so that she can only see your eyes and move them from side to side like an alligator.

"That bastard john pulled an alligator on me, i almost pissed on him!"

by Johnny Brasas November 19, 2007

Alligator

(1030's) term used by black jazzmen, particularly in New Orleans, referring to white jazz musicians, jive people or jitterbugs.

I prefer black jazzmen playing to any alligator when you know it won't do the trick.

by William Warney October 17, 2010

alligator check

When one places their fingers into the vagina for sexual pleasure. Derived from the action for which is taken to determine the sex of an alligator. Similar to a fingerbang.

I saw Ashley last night and she persuaded me to giver her an alligator check. She is definitely a female.

by Nick L August 16, 2005

Alligator Blood

In poker, the ability to turn on your friends or do anything within the rules to win when the time comes. From Doyle Brunson's 'Super System' book.

'...one of the best friends I've ever had...but when I play cards with him, I do my level best to cut his throat and he tries to cut mine. In the trade, this characteristic is called Alligator Blood.'

The kid's got alligator blood

by DeadKen May 9, 2019

discount alligator

What bubs rides in on to the delight of all his lady fans.

by Gar-howl July 16, 2003

Big Lipped Alligator Moment

Made by Nostalgia Critic and Nostalgia Chick, in which a movie shows a scene that has no point and never spook about again in the movie,therefor, the scene was entirely pointless(It is named after the scene in "All Dogs Go To Heaven" in which an alligator randomly sings.)

Joe: Hey Tom, remember the scene in Willy Wonka about the tunnel

Tom: Yeah, it was a moajor Big Lipped Alligator moment

Joe:...........what??

by Cade Jenkins February 4, 2009