The Enlightenment of Alexander

A very kinky LGBT erotic romance novel written by author B Q Hanson that involves plenty of BDSM. It's closely similar to Fifty Shades of Grey except it's about two college roommates who have tons of kinky sex as well as the protagonist copying several major characteristics about the other main character to live like him.

Example 1:

Person 1: I sure wish somebody would love who I am so much that they would like to live like me.

Person 2: Read The Enlightenment of Alexander

Example 2:

Person 1: We should get a little freaky tonight.

Person 2: Do you mean freaky like The Enlightenment of Alexander freaky?

by Fifty Shades of College June 23, 2018

Alexanderism

A condition in which you are really bad at playing madden (mostly offense)

Alex: Bro I’m really bad at madden
Josh: Yeah no crap
Aden: Alex you must have alexanderism

by GingerJew42 December 29, 2020

Alexander Lourdes Medel

Nickname for Alexander Hamilton.

Alexander Lourdes Medel is a nickname for Alexander Hamilton.

by kingfisherjoey January 15, 2021

Alexander the Great was a Slav

Though this is incorrect, it's still a funny pisstake at any Greek person. As funny as "Constantinople is a Turk city" and "Macedonians were and are Slavs".

Alexander the Great was a Slav, so are the Macedonians.

by Shiine-1 August 29, 2022

Daniel Alexander

Daniel Fart Alexander is a jealous Sri Lankan who is Pakistan's puppet and blindly hates India..In fact he was rejected a job proposal by an Indian boss back in 2013 which made him jobless.Now he is making his own money by getting paid for tweeting anything fake against India.He also got failed in class 10 and 12 which costed his life.Now he decided to be Pakistani's puppet and earn to have his 2 square meals

Daniel Alexander is a jealous Sri Lankan

by Danielle Freedman January 13, 2021

Alexandre

A guy who is unbelievably attractive! He has an attitude that is at times unbearable, but completely unique. He is hilarious and a good listener. He is intelligent and quite the jackass. He leaves a lasting impression on all girls he plays. He is a great musician. He has a nearly unbreakable facade up at all times. He can be hard to deal with but if you can withstand his personality it is completely worth it.

O he must be an Alexandre, look at him play that guitar.

by AyyyKayyyy March 22, 2013

amazon alexa

The spy that amazon made for the CIA to spy on you

The amazon Alexa is stupid

by NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 25, 2017