Alendal

Sexy beast who is really smart, who wants to go to hell, he's not very loyal but is very good at pleasing a woman. His favourite type of girl is the one at the local trailer park that have been passed around a lot. A guy with a micro penis but can deliver in the bedroom. Despite his lack of genitalia, he is really kind and caring but watch your back, he will steal your girl in a matter of seconds.

Alendal is a great guy!

by TheDarkSlayer February 28, 2017

Aland

The manliest dude you’ll ever meet. If he turns around and slaps you with his giant manly dick you should be grateful.

Aland has such a magnum dong, holy shit.

by _eggboi_ September 8, 2018

alando

Alando is a kind hearted, loving person. Once you meet him, he’ll see, why at first, but then jokester pops right out of him. He is a person that everyone needs in life. He can be shy and hard on the outside, but on the inside, he is very soft and kind, kind of like a pop art. He is someone that you would never want to lose. A loving soul, comedian and sometimes perplexed person. You’ll never want to lose and Alando

Me: I’m pretty sad rn :(
Friend: talk to alando! He’ll cheer you up!

by Jaliepan e4 December 26, 2020

alenti

The coolest of em all. Usually bringrs fire energy and cannot stand people's bullshit or lies.

Josh: Heard what happened yesterday?
Cece: Yeah, Alenti totally called 'em out on the spot.
Josh: He's fierce!

by nitnelav April 26, 2021

coeur d'alene building department

A lot like big-city building department, but way more restrictive and difficult. Getting a permit through the building department is harder than going to Wal-Mart and not picking up any junk food. The time it takes to get plans through the building department is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I went to the Coeur d'Alene building department this morning, and then I decided to improve my day by plucking my eyeballs out.

by 4567sadsf February 23, 2017

Alen Mistric

This means a guy who can seemingly get loads of woman over facebook with the intentions of eventually having sexual relations with them.

I just pulled of an Alen Mistric and now i have girls lined up all around the world.

by TheHenBra November 24, 2010

Aledo Illinois

A town in Illinois that is basicly a court house,a tastee freeze,and a high school suroundedby farmland.

Person 1:You going down to Aledo Illinois this weekend?
Person 2:Yeah,might watch a football game and go to tastee freeze

by midweekkman November 8, 2011