Alexander

Extremely smart and good looking very very sexy red car and will wine and dine you before we get to the good stuff licky licky yum yum

Alexander is pretty handsome

by Alexander Duncan Logan May 3, 2018

Alexander

He is trash.

person: ugh it's Alexander, he's so trash

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020

Alexander

A secretly (gay) straight male. Will drive you insane if you let him. Thinks he's the life of the party but is always hopelessly and completely bringing everyone down. Plays guitar (wellish) Likes drama more than your typical pre-teen middle schooler. Only brushes his teeth at night. If you let him close to you he'll never let you go.

Girl #1: "Hey do you know Alexander?"

Girl #2: "Yes, and I'm not proud of it."

by itstuesday September 16, 2017

Alexander

The lord of all, All will bend to his will the legends say of a man who will kill him but he was murdered eons ago now Alexanders will rule all and take no prisoners, you are not safe you will be crushed with the rest.

they also have huge dicks and are mega fit.

Alexander is coming, Better commit death
-Jesus and his followers in the 1st century

by Alexander ruler of dimension-6 September 25, 2020

Alexander

Alexander is a greate fucking man may be shy in school but once he gets in bed he gets fucing wild.
He as a huge cock and are a real gentleman.
He loves romantic picnics on the beach with wine and donuts
He love kids and likes to play with them.
He is good at spanish and german.
He is rich af and owns a house behind the beach.

Alexander is a fucking beast in bed!

by Majahi December 11, 2016

Alexander

Alexander is the kind of guy who could be Russian. He could also be the guy who storms into your Airbnb in the middle of the night and eats all of your chocolate and drinks all of the your damn champagne. He is nice . Be like Alexander

Hey Alexander you belong to the streets

What’s your name?

Alexander
WHATS YOUR NAME
Alexander F U C K YOU alexander

by Dest uh knee January 5, 2022

Alexander

Alexander is the most best person you will ever meet. Alexander's are mistaken of being very weird, but aren't very weird than you think. He is very introverted (well from my experience) but once you get to know him, he is the best person you will ever meet. Alexander's are lone wolves but will make your day! If you have an Alexander in your life, keep him. He is the best friend you will every have. If you're dating an Alexander, consider yourself lucky, luckier than his friends. Alexander's are funny, kind, sensitive-ish, and loyal. They are both smart and dumb at times. They gift you snacks or actual gifts from their heart. They care about you and will always want to hang out with you. They have a short temper and if you get them angry, a storm appears. Keep your Alexander on the bright side. They are the most relatable person you will ever meet. (They are also blind-) He likes to push himself a lot and are always tired. They hardly take breaks and are obsessed with reading. Alexander's give you mixed feelings and some signs that can be confusing at times if they like you. His smile, laugh, looks, scent, personality, and voice are the best things he has! P.S., Alexander's have great taste and are crackheads at times.

Look at Alexander! He is a lone wolf.
I wish I was like Alexander, he works so hard.

by SnowflakeSimp<3 March 5, 2022