Average Asshole

Any teenager who's rich parents bought them a LT-1/LS-1 car and pay all expenses for it.

Any teenager that thinks it is cool to make their LT-1/LS-1 car as loud as possible using shitty exhasut and coay hangers to hold it together.

See FuckWagon

I was stuck behind the average asshole today in traffic.
This average asshole was driving his loud-ass camaro like a Fuckwagon

by Aswormboy December 18, 2003

Average Nigga

A nigga who is Broke , Ugly and IRRELEVANT. This typa nigga will say he's none of the above but that's what makes him an Average Nigga 😀

**** just direct messaged you
(Looks in notifications for name)

" oh it's just an average nigga"

by Luhlmah October 12, 2017

Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS)

Disorder in which one neglect all people who were once important.

Mon: "Hey Jaxx, I'll pick you up after school. Be there!"
Jaxx: "Okay, sounds good."

Mon never shows up, Jaxx is upset.

Mon is suffering from a classic case of Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS)

by LSDLucy December 15, 2008

Average penis size

4 inches.

4 inches is more than enough.

Person 1: My penis is about 4 inches long.
Person 2: Wow, thats the average penis size!

by suckadickforadollar November 2, 2022

Average Looking Mother Fucker

An Average Looking Mother Fucker is a drop shot originating in Edmonton Alberta that involves dropping a shot of raspberry vodka in the cheapest energy drink you can find. Often used to start a night after getting zombied the night before.

Get the Average Looking Mother Fuckers lined up!

by JunkYardDog11 August 20, 2010

my life is average

An average website where averagely awesome people summarize their average days/lives. These people are awesome and need not to be asked how they get to be this way. (as in, totally awesome)

go to mylifeisaverage.com to see the official site for My Life Is Average (of course, what else would it be? just, don't even ask....)

by TotallyAwesomeNinjaWizardPersn August 2, 2011

Average friends

When two or more friends engage in average friendly banter/conversation, casually.

So there we were, just a few average friends sitting around chewing gum with some casual laughs and stock conversation topics.

Timothy: What were you up to last night, Michael?
Michael: Oh not much, just hung out with some average friends and exchanged standard, run-of-the-mill stories about generalizations.

by FWSScontact January 7, 2013