acucullophilia

the condition of being fetishistically attracted to penises that have had healthy and functional erogenous tissue surgically excised from them.

girl: foreskin is so dirty, i could only ever spend my life with a circumcised man!
guy: don't you know that by comparison the mouth is so bacterially rich that when you kiss someone you are literally sucking filth? i bet you'd never remove parts of your genetalia to make them "cleaner". find someone else to follow around, you twisted acucullophiliac!

by anacolutha December 9, 2008

acution

to be a dumb whore

You’re an acution Becky

by acution420 June 4, 2019

acucanu

only the best bedwars player to exist, he lives and breathes bedwars for a living.

A: That guy is such an Acucanu! He's so good at bed wars!

by vastella April 23, 2022

Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning

An extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun.

The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.

by Robjef622 May 8, 2017

acuz

guy whos sexy. cool. a pimp. gotta lota hoes. and has a humungous penis.

austin cousins or acuz, this cool kid that gets all the girls

by acuz April 7, 2008

acuna matata

it means no worrys, for the rest of your days.

person A: "i am really sorry man!"

Person B: "acuna matata bitch"

by Kaydefoo February 18, 2009

acupuncture

1. a treatment involving one's practice of pricking someone (else) with needles in order to elicit medical benefits. NB - not to be confused with injections or dart-throwing (no matter how skilled you are!)

I received some extensive acupuncture on my back today to relieve some tightness. I looked like a pin-cushion.

by sunniboy September 3, 2006