action sock

A military garment used for extended periods on operations to catch male nocturnal emissions, thus preserving the cleanliness of ones sleeping bag

I was thinking of the missus last night and had to use the action sock

by Action Sock February 20, 2015

action permanence

Having done an action in spite of someone not being there to witness it.

My husband's action permanence is non-existent. He questioned whether I had actually cleaned the bathroom because he wasn't there to see it. What does he need from me, a video?

by Brook Byrnes April 18, 2017

Action Jackson

Famed officer of the Willoughby PD. Whether he tickets you or not, you'll leave the experience knowing you've been treated fairly and everyone's best intentions were kept in mind. When in doubt, Action it out.

Person 1: Have you met Action Jackson?
Person 2: Dude gave me a ticket and I thanked him for it. Then he had another officer give me a ride home. I'm so confused.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Action Weeb

A person who likes to watch action oriented Anime. I'm talking the awesome stuff like DragonBall Z, Naruto, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Lupin The 3rd, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Cowboy Bebop, YuGiOh, One Punch Man,etc.

See Definition for Comedy Weeb

I can confirm that Me and my brother are Action Weebs.

by Maya Butreeks January 17, 2021

Action Dan

A myspace phenomenon. Commonly found crusing around LA in some pimped out rides with his closest homies. An Action Dan is a rare but rewarding find. Known for their sense of humour and dashing good looks, Action Dan's are never short of mates. However, when they find one they like they are with them for a very long time. Action Dan's are never seen out without DEAD straight hair.

He's fit, hardly an action dan is he though.

by BECKI_[BBZ] [lolz] January 29, 2008

Action Hero Pain Syndrome

The tendency of many macho guys to brush off pain from serious injuries in day-to-day life, while behaving like complete blubbering weenies when receiving routine medical care. This allows them to appear to have a (manly) high pain threshold, and yet still get copious sympathy from loved ones at the hospital.

Jenna's husband didn't flinch when he sliced his hand open while renovating their kitchen. But he sobbed inconsolably when they put in an IV at the ER. Jenna coddled him and yelled at the nurse, but it was a clear case of Action Hero Pain Syndrome.

by Sir Elroy June 4, 2011

Action Slacks

Pants made of a thin enough material to allow significant feeling or penetration during a lapdance.

Source: Bill Burr's Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast

I managed to push the head inside the stripper thanks to my nice thin action slacks, but now I got herpes.

by The Bunny Suit Killer December 25, 2016