by Asshole On Line September 05, 2003
An online service that offers users a high price, lots of spam and popups, slow service, and plenty of morons to talk to. Almost all of the content on AOL which you pay a high price for can be found for free all over the web.
In the past AOL was notorious for its censorship. It is a haven for spammers and pedophiles looking to pick up 12 year olds.
In the past AOL was notorious for its censorship. It is a haven for spammers and pedophiles looking to pick up 12 year olds.
by Anonymous October 02, 2003
1. A crappy Internet program developed for use by people who have little or no knowledge about real browsers
2. Impatient people who don't want to understand how computers work or make any effort what-so-ever to learn, install this program for AOL's so-called "conveniences"
2. Impatient people who don't want to understand how computers work or make any effort what-so-ever to learn, install this program for AOL's so-called "conveniences"
AOL Voice: "You've got mail!"
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advertiser
advertiser
win 200 bucks
free car
sweepstakes
free cd
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||email:9f3j
advertiser
advertiser
win 200 bucks
free car
sweepstakes
free cd
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by Greg W. October 08, 2003
by Auntie Kweeph June 15, 2004
Dear Member, America Online has been notified of a Terms of Service (TOS) violation ::edit:: blah blah blah ::edit:: On 05/04/05 02:24:34 IXI ***** IXI screen name violated the TOS in the ******* chat room. The following is an excerpt from the chat room discussion: IXI ***** IXI: I FUCKING HATE AOL!
by Jobeth May 25, 2005
An Internet Service Provider, but also
referred to as a language by some people who use other forms of chat.
The AOL "language" consists of acronyms such as:
lol
brb
lmao
And screen names such as:
cuteblondgurl69
cutiecakez69
sk8rd00d6896
lIlAzNbOi69
Practically anthing with 69 somewhere in it
And people who use AOL Instant Messenger have profiles such as:
kaytie ~ omg lmao sista u r da best
bffl lub ya
Here's a hint:
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND.
If we cared, we would ask. But we don't, so we don't need to see it in your profile.
referred to as a language by some people who use other forms of chat.
The AOL "language" consists of acronyms such as:
lol
brb
lmao
And screen names such as:
cuteblondgurl69
cutiecakez69
sk8rd00d6896
lIlAzNbOi69
Practically anthing with 69 somewhere in it
And people who use AOL Instant Messenger have profiles such as:
kaytie ~ omg lmao sista u r da best
bffl lub ya
Here's a hint:
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND.
If we cared, we would ask. But we don't, so we don't need to see it in your profile.
by robart July 16, 2004
This is for the lawyer attempting to sue urbanDictionary for his what ever reasons he has...
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."
-- The First Amendment
(Part of the U.S. Bill of Rights -- Collect the whole set!)
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."
-- The First Amendment
(Part of the U.S. Bill of Rights -- Collect the whole set!)
Need I say more.......?
by HappyBox March 09, 2005