Little Alf

Little Alf is the local dealer of murston and sells all goods to everyone in the small part of sittingbourne Kent

Andrew’s mate: little Alf has a proper variety don’t he

by Lee the YG January 14, 2024

sieg Alf das das bliemenine feisaland

A slave from African decent

Oh shut up you sieg Alf das das bliemenine feisaland

by 1832 lover January 21, 2025

Lucky and alf

Alf is the skinny queen and lucky is the fat noob

Hi lucky and alf you’re skinny queens

by elfviez November 7, 2020

alfaoxtrot

Ahh, yes, the cheese lord. He hates being rickrolled and hates babies and BIRCH trees. But... he loves cheese and we are his cheese cult. Who also hate babies and hate babies and hate being rickrolled. But..... we love to hate BIRCH trees. And we love cheese. If you didn't know, we hate everything but cheese and our lord.

Thank you.

"Psssst"
"Why are you 'psssst' -ing? "
"Cheese?"
"Yes"
"I see you value our cheese lord Alfaoxtrot"
"I do, and I hate BIRCH trees."

by CheesearmyUNITE February 12, 2021

Alfred Molina

The sexiest creature to ever grace the cosmos, very slightly edging out Willem Dafoe.

Bruh, I accidentally jizzed when I saw a picture of Alfred Molina, the other day. I just can't help it.

by Retrojection September 16, 2020

Alfiya

Alfia is a sweet, endlessly kind and Loyal girl! She would never betray a blichky person, She would not leave. She is trying by all means to support everyone, but rarely its support is accepted. She tries to make everyone's life better, forgetting about her own.

Wow, Alfiya, you are so smart, why didn’t I know that before?

by your mommy!! July 5, 2020

Alfredo Loza

A name "usually" given to a spicy ass Hispanic boy. Most likely has huge ass biceps with sculpted abs and leg muscles. A defined symmetrical face sculpted by God himself. All the girls of all ages drools endlessly over an Alfredo. Even if he was to shave his luscious hair or ruin his perfectly golden tanned skin he'd nevertheless steal the girls. He may seem like a fuckboy/player but he is a total sweetheart with a killer smile that could never be faked. He smiles with every single possible muscle of his cheeks which shape his eyes into alluring crescents. If you are special enough to be his acquaintance you are indeed a lucky person. He is most definitely a humorous charmer who attracts all genders. Add two handfuls of intelligence, mix it with generosity, shake it up with compassion, stir well with sportsmanship, drop some friendliness, don't forget the confidence, combined with excess sexiness makes an Alfredo. His style and walk cannot be compared. As soon as he enters a room all eyes are on him. The fight between his personality and mouthwatering appearance can't ever be concluded as it can't be decided which is the more attractive quality. His parents must feel accomplished and must receive massive amounts of praises for their outcome. Once you grab hold of an Alfredo don't ever let go...you probably wouldn't let go anyways because he's fucking Alfredo. Lastly, he's beyond boyfriend material. Boys please don't be jealous, we're all simply just thirsty for pasta.

1) Girl 1: "Dayummm who's that boy?"
Girl 2: "Fuck me! That's Alfredo fucking Loza!"
Boy H: "Holy shit! I give him 10 out of 10!"

2) "The one and only, the sexy Alfredo Loza!"

3) Person 1: "Please help me! I am in need of an oxygen mask!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Alfredo Loza of course!"

4) "I need holy water to clense my inappropriate thoughts of Alfredo!"

5) Can Alfredo please be an asshole for once in his life? For the sake of the female kind."

6) "I'd like to thank Alfredo's parents for their work."

by Hazmeen November 7, 2018