Alf

The sweetest boy you will ever meet. He may be kinda shy at first, and he may intimidate you with how smart he sounds sometimes, but once you get in his circle of friends you’ll realize how lucky you are to be associated with him. Excellent partner. Great friend.

Person: Hey, guess what. Alf asked me out.
Friend: Oh my god oh my god ALF? Damn I’d never expect
Person: Me neither, but I’m so glad he did cause he’s amazing at being a good boyfriend.
Friend: I’m happy for you!

by littlemintbop October 14, 2018

Alf

Alf is the guy you can rely on. He always laughs at your jokes, takes your Instagram picture and generally gives you the confidence boost you need.

Be an Alf, not a dick.

by sarahbridie September 6, 2019

Little Alf

Little Alf is the local dealer of murston and sells all goods to everyone in the small part of sittingbourne Kent

Andrew’s mate: little Alf has a proper variety don’t he

by Lee the YG January 14, 2024

Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage

"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"

by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023

ALF(S)

Annoying Loser Fuck(s)

“Dude you are an ALF”

“Those dudes were ALF(S)”

by PupaPupa March 27, 2021

(ALF) abe lincon facial

when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face

My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial

by ccxzo September 1, 2023

Alf Garnett

Alf Garnett: A working class person that votes for the Conservatives party

You voted tory then you are an Alf Garnett.

by Mr JP Mc September 18, 2020