The 2 Week Theory states that a woman is at her peak horniness around the time of her ovulation period. (Approximately 14 days after the end of her last period) During this time, it is easier to get what you want out of a girl. However, BEWARE! as soon as the 2 week period wears off she will be the crazy fucking bitch that she becomes every month!
Guy 1: "Hey bro guess what!"
Guy 2: "what's up?"
Guy 1: "Brittany is horny as fuck she just gave me a hand job in the middle of class!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I know. I got a blow job before class. She is on that 2 week cycle."
-JaHi inventor of the 2 Week Theory
Guy 2: "what's up?"
Guy 1: "Brittany is horny as fuck she just gave me a hand job in the middle of class!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I know. I got a blow job before class. She is on that 2 week cycle."
-JaHi inventor of the 2 Week Theory
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The "2 girls" are two lesbian lovers. "1 cup" is when one of the girls actually poops in the cup. The video continues on with the two girls eating the cup of feces and rolling it in their mouth and making out with the feces in their mouth. The video continues with both of the girl sticking fingers down their throats and vomiting on the feces and on each others face. The video ends with feces/puke all over their faces and mouth.
The video is one minute long. They are not recommend for those who are under 18, easily offended, or have a weak stomach because it is known one of the most disgusting videos to spread across the web.
YouTube has numerous of reaction videos on the net and Family Guy also has a moment where Brian Griffin records Stewie Griffin's reaction. The reaction videos can tell you how gross it is. I, myself, watched it because a friend showed it to me. And I was shocked, but didn't feel sick. But I cannot look at chocolate ice cream the same way again. Let's just hope that two men never do that.
The "2 girls" are two lesbian lovers. "1 cup" is when one of the girls actually poops in the cup. The video continues on with the two girls eating the cup of feces and rolling it in their mouth and making out with the feces in their mouth. The video continues with both of the girl sticking fingers down their throats and vomiting on the feces and on each others face. The video ends with feces/puke all over their faces and mouth.
The video is one minute long. They are not recommend for those who are under 18, easily offended, or have a weak stomach because it is known one of the most disgusting videos to spread across the web.
YouTube has numerous of reaction videos on the net and Family Guy also has a moment where Brian Griffin records Stewie Griffin's reaction. The reaction videos can tell you how gross it is. I, myself, watched it because a friend showed it to me. And I was shocked, but didn't feel sick. But I cannot look at chocolate ice cream the same way again. Let's just hope that two men never do that.
Who knew that a one minute video can traumatize me forever. 2 girls 1 cup is the nastiest thing I've ever watched.
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Person B: Thanks
The following day
Person A(with friends): That outfit makes you look like a clown
Person B: Your so 2-faced .Yesterday you said you liked my outfit
Person B: Thanks
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Person A(with friends): That outfit makes you look like a clown
Person B: Your so 2-faced .Yesterday you said you liked my outfit
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