by Thecompetentone September 28, 2018
Get the Rule 1000 mug.Long ago when WoW was created one of the programmers put the sword of 1000 truths into the game inventory. It was so powerful that it had to be removed, and held on a 1GB flash drive, next to the envolope of petty cash. It is now located in suldsmin (in accounting)'s top right desk drawer.
It's effects are as follows,
- 120 damage per second
- Instant mana burn
- +80 Stamina
It's effects are as follows,
- 120 damage per second
- Instant mana burn
- +80 Stamina
by He who has no life October 8, 2006
Get the sword of 1000 truths mug.A phrase used when refering to something that has had roughly 1000 shits taken in it. To picture this, think of the shittiest porto-poty you've ever gone into and picture Bono cooking rotten eggs over a fire of burning hair.
Person 1:"I have to shit, so I'm gonna have to use that gas station restroom"
Person 2:"Good luck."
**...moments later...**
Person 1: "God damn, that bathroom had the smell of 1000 shits."
Person 2: "More like a thousand and one shits, wacka wacka wacka."
Person 2:"Good luck."
**...moments later...**
Person 1: "God damn, that bathroom had the smell of 1000 shits."
Person 2: "More like a thousand and one shits, wacka wacka wacka."
by Monopogo November 14, 2009
Get the the smell of 1000 shits mug.by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
Get the T-1000 mug.during intercourse, a participant can immediately leave the situation by just pushing his hands off the pelvic area and flip away. this will give god power to the applicant and will get him a free taco at Walmart. this godly being will also have an extremely long penis
Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.
by ice_o’deuce_chill_drin December 19, 2018
Get the emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000 mug.In one episode of Pimp My Ride, host Xzibit can be seen wearing a black t-shirt with silver lettering which declares, quite enigmatically, "996 + 4 = 1000".
by awyeahz June 30, 2006
Get the 996 + 4 = 1000 mug.Your worst fucking nightmare.
A terminator (basically a robot assassin from the future) that is constructed entirely out of mimetic polly-alloy (a self-healing liquid metal). It's self healing liquid nature means it is nearly completely invulnerable to physical harm. It can also shape shift into anything it touches, as long as that thing has a similar mass. They are equally as strong as their T 800 predecessor but their shape shifting abilities and more fluid, lifelike movements make them superior in combat. However, they are much lighter than T 800s, so they aren't able to tolerate heavy gunfire for example (though they could just reform afterwards). They can be temporarily stopped by freezing them and smashing them to pieces but they will reform after thawing. It only lethal weakness is extremely high temperatures (over 2500 degrees Celsius).
A unit was sent to the year 1995 in an attempt to kill ten year old John Connor. Luckily, John from the year 2029 sent back a T 800 that was reprogrammed to protect him. The T 800 proved to be a tough opponent but was eventually killed by the T 1000. The T 800 managed to revive itself and shoot a grenade into the T 1000 body. It detonated and before the T 1000 could reform, it fell backwards into a steel mill, where the temperature destroyed it once and for all.
The T 1000 was portrayed by Robert Patrick and appeared in Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
A terminator (basically a robot assassin from the future) that is constructed entirely out of mimetic polly-alloy (a self-healing liquid metal). It's self healing liquid nature means it is nearly completely invulnerable to physical harm. It can also shape shift into anything it touches, as long as that thing has a similar mass. They are equally as strong as their T 800 predecessor but their shape shifting abilities and more fluid, lifelike movements make them superior in combat. However, they are much lighter than T 800s, so they aren't able to tolerate heavy gunfire for example (though they could just reform afterwards). They can be temporarily stopped by freezing them and smashing them to pieces but they will reform after thawing. It only lethal weakness is extremely high temperatures (over 2500 degrees Celsius).
A unit was sent to the year 1995 in an attempt to kill ten year old John Connor. Luckily, John from the year 2029 sent back a T 800 that was reprogrammed to protect him. The T 800 proved to be a tough opponent but was eventually killed by the T 1000. The T 800 managed to revive itself and shoot a grenade into the T 1000 body. It detonated and before the T 1000 could reform, it fell backwards into a steel mill, where the temperature destroyed it once and for all.
The T 1000 was portrayed by Robert Patrick and appeared in Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
(T 1000 disguised as police officer walks up to officer on motorbike)
Officer on bike: You alright?
T 1000: Yeah. Say, that's a nice bike you got there.
T 1000 proceeds to kill officer on bike and takes his patrol bike.
Officer on bike: You alright?
T 1000: Yeah. Say, that's a nice bike you got there.
T 1000 proceeds to kill officer on bike and takes his patrol bike.
by The guyo guy December 5, 2013
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