Napoleon Dynamite

(proper noun) A "nerdy-type" guy from Idaho who does not care about what anyone thinks of him and just does what he enjoys. Interests include: drawing pictures of fairy-tale creatures and the like, tetherball, throwing oranges at passing cars. Also stars in his own movie called, obviously, "Napoleon Dynamite" which was flipping SWEET!! People who are against this movie because it's "stupid" and "pointless" need to chill because that's just it... you have to appreciate the mindlessness!

direct quote from Napoleon to Deb, his prom date: "I like your sleeves. They're real big."

by nico April 9, 2005

napoleon dynamite

napoleon dynamite is the coolest movie/guy on the planet. Vote for Pedro!!!

Guy:Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!
Napoleon:No! Go get your own!
<Guy Kicks napoleons tots>
Napoleon:Eww! Gross! Frickin' Idiot Gosh!

by Mr. Craig November 2, 2004

Napoleon Dynamite

By far the shittiest film ever to become so popular. Utterly shitty. So shitty that I wanted to cry. I can't understand why people liked it and not the 100 movies/shows/internet shorts that come out every month with the exact same type of fucking stupid humor. On top of all that it was slow paced and boring. see shit

Damn! This movie blows donkey cock! I'm not watching another minute of this shit! I wish Napoleon would open his damn eyes, that squinting bastard! If that fucking kid makes another film I'll hunt him down, eat his brain, and use his lifeless body for pre-med anatomical studies!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 25, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

A total sketch-ass movie, in a good way. Even though it had no plot whatsoever, and next to no budget, it managed to gain so much popularity in a matter of days. Much better the second time you watch it, but after that it kinda loses its humor... unless you're trippin out! :P

Just follow your heart... that's what I do...

by fastacious August 25, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

This is totally a mormon movie...although it's well hidden. How many people knew about preston idaho anywho (except us mormons!) I mean...the Ricks shirt he's wearing (Which is now BYU idaho by the way) is a helpful hint...and plus...the fact that there are no crude words or anything should give it away. Flippin' and Geez are Heck Yes are famous mormon phrases. WOOT WOOT FOR THE MORMONS! Also the fact that a young girl is forced to go to a dance with a boy she doesn't like...lol...often occurs in mormon culture. and vica versa...

"Hey Tina you fat lard come eat some dinner" (sorry that was the best part)
"Pedro offers his protection."
"There are much more where these(pictures)came from if you go to the dance with me"

by Nikki November 25, 2004

napoleon dynamite

Pretty much the best movie ever! It's so frickin' sweet.

Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!

by Me March 4, 2005

napoleon dynamite

See it once and do not quote it ever. You will enjoy the movie and no one will punch you in the mouth for overquoating this fine piece of $23 dollar cinema.

Also, a note to anyone who says this is the best low-budget movie ever: Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. Go see it. It cost 4.46 to make.

Do not quote this movie in public, for all our sakes.

by 187 March 19, 2005