dog wedding

An actual wedding for canine companions especially in the case of a "shotgun wedding" for dogs. Not harmful to any dogs or witnesses and typically happens in parts of the country where premarital relations are frowned upon.

I got to attend two dog weddings when I was growing up in the Bible Belt since "dogs are people too therefore dogs shouldn't have puppies out of wedlock".

by M.O.H.I.O.M. March 8, 2021

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Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)

Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it

by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021

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Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.

I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here

by DeliciousDogga November 8, 2016

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dog drink brown edition

a special drink made from blending dog shit and mixing in dog piss and then putting it into a cup.

guy 1:this dog drink brown edition tastes SOOO good.

guy 2 :yeah I agree.

by Greypupy August 14, 2021

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hot dog

What you call your dick wrapped in a paper towel. After you beat your meat using lotion, you use a paper towel to dry it off, and your wrapped dick is a hot dog.

Chad: Bro I had the yugest hot dog last night!
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.

by Horny Busdriver February 14, 2019

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