Shawn Syndrome

A mental trauma which causes a girl to become lesbian after you confesses your feelings to her

"I'm afraid your daughter has been diagnosed with Shawn Syndrome. It's incurable but you can sue the guy that caused it"

by El Pablo the Pedo May 15, 2022

Diddy Syndrome

Diddy Syndrome

Behavior of an Individual who gives threats to others and uses money, connection, influence to cover up or as a reward for wrong doings/crime. Individuals with narcissistic traits and likely to engage in misogynistic behaviour.
Narcissism, characterised by a grandiose sense of self-importance, lack of empathy, and need for admiration.

The young man displayed signs of Diddy Syndrome. He used his influence to control his friends.

by Fortherecord641* June 13, 2024

Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.

"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"

by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017

Marshmallow Condom Syndrome

When a man nuts in a condom without knowing that he already nutted.

Vantron only lasted 20 seconds before he realized that he had Marshmallow Condom Syndrome!

by Wanklet November 22, 2022

Hank Hill syndrome

Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.

"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."

by moobm'n May 26, 2023

Short man syndrome

When a guy can't grow any taller so he feels the need to brag about his money and watches simply because every other guy is getting pussy because they are taller.

Britney: "I feel bad for anthony, he's still 5'3."
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"

by Katkattt January 25, 2017