Monkey face

Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish

TOP DEFINITION
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"

Not an inside joke

Monkey face

by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020

My face

Ugly as fuck boi

Linda: you like my makeup (I didn’t even do my makeup my face is ugly )
Bob:it is alright

by Turkeygamer1248 April 10, 2019

Shrimp-Faced

A person (Usually a women) with a sexy body but an ugly ass face.

That shrimp-faced slut ain't shit, she only has a sexy body.

by BimboCunt March 25, 2024

face-is

When someone(usually female) has a way nicer body than their face

"Hey that girl has a wayyyy better body than her face-is"

by ScottieTee August 10, 2006

Squishy Face

Squishy Face is a zoomed in picture of a realistic Finn the human from Adventure time.
He is also the lord of a world where Ching Chong, Backpack Molester, The Girl, and many others live

Koen (Ching Chong): WE MUST PRAY TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SQUISHY FACE!!!!!
Payton (backpack Molester): YES!! HE WILL LIVE ON!!!
Conner (The Girl): You guys are idiots...

by ThaDemonDestiney May 24, 2019

face-raid

The act of editing someone's social networking profile in a humorous, slanderous, or disgusting manner after finding they've left themselves signed in on an unattended computer.

Did you see Ed's profile? I guess he left his laptop signed in at the party, and he got face-raided.

by ZakTheDJ March 19, 2009

Wet face session

When eating a girl out and she ejaculates and her fluids are on the bottom half of your face probably dripping

"Ready for a wet face session tonight...bring a towel too"

by L33roi Henkins April 02, 2018