face time

On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.

Yo, stop using my wall for face time! She does not like douche bags like you!

by marc_the_legend March 10, 2008

Worldwide face

Generic-looking appearance with no distinctive characteristics

He has a worldwide face; anyone could be his parents.

His worldwide face looks like it's out here for everybody.

by Black Daria July 6, 2022

face-driving

Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.

I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.

Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"

Me: "I was face-driving"

Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"

Me: "Meh"

by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011

Scrunch face

Scrunch face is at the same time you need to shot and Gary at the same time and you face looks like a 95 year old prune

Kid 1 bro he’s such a scrunch face

Kid 2 yea

by KONVERT July 22, 2022

Butter face

Pronounced: BUH-terr face.

Noun: When the female sex has an exceptionally attractive body but her (Butter) face is extremely unattractive i.e. Mexican half grown mustache, moles , acne ect.

Damn that body looks fine! Oh man, butter face

by ShallowMale March 2, 2014

tape face

The funniest comedian in the world, starting from America's Got Talent and he now has a show in Las Vegas. He has tape over his face and never talks.

Tape Face is almost as legendary as Piff the Magic Dragon.

by Memes in the Sea November 22, 2021

Cereal face

The look on someone’s face when they are pretending to like something. Everyone in cereal commercials pretends to enjoy it even though no one really likes cereal that much.

Would you look at her, she has stupid, cereal face.

by Zack the Angry January 18, 2021