slather ass

A slow driver. Most often seen driving 5 under in the left lane of the interstate.

Hurry up and get around this slather ass, dude.

by Leroy Spunkin January 8, 2008

Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.

She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds

by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019

Kicks Royal Ass

When something or someone is the Ultimate Best Possible Ever!

Having superb adventures Kicks Royal Ass to the Ultimate Mutha~Fuckin' Max!

by Starchylde June 14, 2016

ball ass

to run extremely fast, to dip with the quickness, mostly from the cops.

Yo, i was tappin this young broad and her papa dukes rolled up in the driveway, i had to ball ass out the back door with my junk still hangin out.

by Laura January 22, 2005

Ackles Ass Equation

y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 is the sine function that measures the curve of Jensen Ackles/ Dean Winchester's booty

Fangirl 1#: Using y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 to measure the curve of Jensen's butt
Fangirl2#: You mean the Ackles Ass Equation

by several very small mangos June 5, 2016

Ass Hat

To sit on someone's head after one has had sex.

Whoa! I wasn't expecting the ass hat after sex!

by C-Diz December 23, 2007

ass poncho

a poncho made from silk because silk comes from a worms ass.

Damn she is really workin that ass poncho

by manny November 28, 2004