Shit-shine

the act of wiping your shit on someone's belongings.

Julie pissed me off last night so I gave her car a nice, sloppy shit-shine before I left.

by Dr. Buttersmacks February 26, 2011

Bu-shit

Bullshit caused by George W. Bush. There.

"Dude, Bush really mishandled Hurricane Katrina."
"Dude, I know. It's total Bu-shit."

by Gore could have won you know.. April 20, 2010

shit for lube

lubing up your dick by fucking a loose butt hole, then immediately fucking her pussy

I bucked her ass so hard she shit all over my dick, so then I used her shit for lube, and crammed it in her pussy until I nutted like a racehorse

by butchmanley April 28, 2017

Shit dragon

When a person is such a raging fiery piece of shit that it's monstrous, as though squeezed straight out of the ass of a dragon from hell. An extremely vulgar, rude individual that probably spends most of their time sucking Satan's balls.

Some guy made me sit through three green lights because he was texting, then flipped me off when I wanted him to move his goddamn car. He was a total shit dragon

Person 1: I laughed so hard during the scene in Attack on Titan where Petra died and Levi was sad.

Person 2: Shut the hell up you fucking shit dragon!

by Illenitsabes November 9, 2015

no shit, sherlock

you say this to a mr know it all

" you jacked off to a teacher" "no shit, sherlock"

by HighPing June 4, 2019

Shit attack

When you are sat on the toilet and attack on clash of clans

I was on the toilet and i done a shit attack

by Tarasdavid January 28, 2019

shit dagger

a sharp, pointed piece of fecal matter that can be frozen, then used to dig a shallow hole before it thaws out.

I really need to clean out my fridge because my freezer is full of shit daggers.

by Jasestick November 9, 2011