hot mess syndrome

When you or your pet has so many medical problems there's no single diagnosis for all of them

What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?

They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!

jacked up messed up bad

by Tragus February 6, 2017

Loman Syndrome

an attitude of behavior found in senior citizens who—wanting to retain control of their own life as an adult— strongly refuse aid and assistance, often that of which is actually necessary

His mother's overtly physical reluctance at the idea of her being in a retirement home showed blatantly that she was suffering through Loman Syndrome.

by o23gfh August 4, 2025

baby deer syndrome

(Baby deer syndrome) when she puts her clothes back on and walks away like a fawn learning how to walk for the first time.

I left that b**** with baby deer syndrome ask her she'll tell ya.

by Kiddswindle May 31, 2022

Little Man Syndrome

Little man syndrome is where you are so short no woman wants you.

An example would be Talus height 5’1”. No one has ever seen him with a woman therefore he has Little Man Syndrome

by Not your bc November 13, 2023

Koro Syndrome

Koro Syndrome is a psychiatric disorder characterized by acute anxiety and a deep-seated fear of shrinkage of the penis and its ultimate retraction into the abdomen, which will cause death

Dude1: I feel my genitals shrinking
Doctor: You have a case of koro syndrome

by i4ba6g4rigt January 25, 2025

Duval syndrome

Duval syndrome is when a half whit from Duval county in Jacksonville Fl elongates the pronunciation of the county name to duuuvvvall and it annoys the rest of the worlds population. These half whits are identified by a bow legged walk from soiling thier underwear and not washing their bumm

Derek looks like he soiled himself again and he’s shouting duiuuvvvvaalll. I think he has Duval Syndrome

by Trunkster November 29, 2023

Hamilton Syndrome

Constantly writing. Having dreams of changing the world. Narcissistic tendencies. Never being satisfied. Convinced history has its eyes on you.

You know you have Hamilton Syndrome when you are asked these questions: Why do you write like it's going out of style?

Write day and night like it's going out of style?

by Ellie Sapphire December 29, 2020