Hot Sword Syndrome (HSS)

That jolt in your taint that feels like someone shoved a hot sword up your ass

Last night I was driving and lost control of the car after a bout of Hot Sword Syndrome (HSS).

by lickmed February 09, 2025

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one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

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Hot Kami

The art of putting mint chapstick on one’s crusting pussy lips to help the dryness, but ends up causing a intensifying burning sensation with the addition of UTI’s

No way! I just got a Hot Kami and my shit BURNS. *growls*

by Heidi eheheh September 08, 2020

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