wet puppy

a girl who looks absolutely great sucking dick

Jesus dude, Katie sure looks like a wet puppy tonight

by hide4 February 14, 2010

Wet Wilbur

Ejaculating in ones hand, then runnin up on a fool and slapping him/her in the face with said hand.

Yo, fuck that dude. He's about to catch a wet wilbur, son!

by Dick#Nosyarg April 26, 2010

wet throat

1)A person that sucks cock
2)A cocksucker

That guy is a wet throat.

Man, stop bein a wet throat.

by alphonsefedime October 30, 2010

wet colin

Individual taking a poo with the door open gets doused with a large amount of ice and water.

R. Bernard Garcia was also the victim of a wet colin.

by Agiriga April 25, 2008

Wet Pretzel

When someone is being extremely lame, or inconveniencing you. Much like finding a bowl full of soaked pretzels in your kitchen sink.

John, don't be such a wet pretzel.

by boltonfanforlife March 28, 2015

wet me

asking for someone to jizz on u

wet me daddy!

by nobody else here May 27, 2017

low and wet

The state of being sexually aroused (especially for females) and either relieving one's own sexual tension, or having someone else be kind to you and help you with the situation. The opposite of "high and dry."

Person 1: Thanks for last night.
Person 2: You're welcome. I always like to leave you low and wet.

by Llama Drama Fighter September 20, 2012