Uber-stein

A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.

“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”

by Flying-Dutchman April 8, 2021

Uber sketch

Based of sketchy Uber drivers, this term is used for describing a sketchy situation or something that happened without a reasonable explanation.

Grant: Yo have you seen Michael?
Sam: He left with some Senior girl
Grant: uber sketch

by Sammybabbs January 22, 2019

Uber Sass

Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.

When I got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.

by Ruthozark September 28, 2017

Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.

I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.

by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022

Uber you up

Picking someone up in a Uber.

I will Uber you up at 9:00.

by Flowergirl373737 June 7, 2017