Uber stank

To fart in an uber.

Today, my girlfriend Uber stank'd our Uber. It stank so bad, the driver threatened to kick us out. She blamed it on me and called me a pig. Then, she ripped another one, and he actually did kick us out.

by ObscuraPrime May 9, 2024

uber-autism

A person can, not be autistic but still have Uber-Autism. Uber-Autism is when a person is very smart or skilled but does extremely stupid pr dangerous shit.
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves

person 1- I dont know why but I cant stop doing dumb shit even though im very smart
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism

by @TheShadowKnight May 13, 2024

Uber

A massive twink, yet denies they are one. Whilst it is extremely obvious they are hiding it.
A person in a certain discord server who I have a bone to pick with (also a massive twink)

Person 1: "You see Tyler over there? He's such an Uber."
Person 2: "Yeah, he tries to hide it too but he's so bad at it.

by celeritas lucis February 22, 2024

Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.

Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it

by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024

Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.

I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.

by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022

Uber Eats

Uber Eats is a service similar to Deliveroo, Stuart, DoorDash, and Grubhub. Its basically where you order food from an app, and get it delivered to you. It can also be used as a job, because just about anyone can start driving dor Uber Eats.

Some dude: "Hey, what are you doing for a living?"
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."

by wilnym February 11, 2022

Call yo uber

This is used for when someone does, or says something weird, unfunny, dumb, or random.

Jerry: *Actively making thirst traps”

Carmen: Just call yo uber bro..

by Laiaaaaa February 13, 2026