uber gay

When you lost your wallet and they dont even give you the nepali drivers number and say give 24 hours, wtf

BOI I HAD MY CREDIT CARD IN THERE WTF UBER GAY!!!!!!!!!

Uber-stein

A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.

“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”

by Flying-Dutchman April 8, 2021

My piggies have become Uber Khan. They were out last night again...

by Nigrump December 22, 2019

I will Uber you up at 9:00.

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss

by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.

I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.

by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022