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Get the Track mug.The person at the gym who can run forever on an elliptical, but loses balance just walking by a treadmill.
Ben is an elliptical track star, he can't even walk by a treadmill without losing his balance and falling over.
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when a pimp or a bitch talks about the track, they are talking about where bitches and hoes solicit customers. The reason it is called track is because bitches often walk around a few city blocks. Bitches standing around and not moving are breaking the law but if a bitch wants to take a walk around the block then there’s no law preventing her from doing so. Therefor track is normally confined to one area that is close to busy areas of the city but far enough that it doesn’t attract unwanted attention. The Track is also usually in well lit areas where there are traffic lights. Bitches will normally walk track in groups of 2-3, but walking track by themselves is normal as well. A pimp will normally be parked in a side street off of track where he can see when his bitches walk around the part of track visible to him.
by Mdotbean September 8, 2016
Get the walk the track mug.When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.
Hey! How was your Track-meet?
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
by nicklebacksucks77 September 12, 2021
Get the New Jersey Mud Track mug.Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track
by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016
Get the you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track mug.Taceo is the legendary Star Wars Jedi, he was never featured in any of the Star Wars movies, because George Lucas wanted to keep this "Taceo" as a myth.
He have been in several unknown cult-like organisations like Nomidy Jedi Order, and Defensive Force (as far as I remember), and some people say, that they've met this master Jedi in a game called Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy, but this might just be rumors. Today, in our current age, most people (Star Wars freaks) use the word "Taceo" as a synonym to other words, like in the following sentences:
He have been in several unknown cult-like organisations like Nomidy Jedi Order, and Defensive Force (as far as I remember), and some people say, that they've met this master Jedi in a game called Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy, but this might just be rumors. Today, in our current age, most people (Star Wars freaks) use the word "Taceo" as a synonym to other words, like in the following sentences:
I'm just a young Padawan, teach me Taceo!
May the Taceo be with you!
Omagaah, how am I supposed to win over such a Taceo?
May the Taceo be with you!
Omagaah, how am I supposed to win over such a Taceo?
by Absolute-Ultimate-Taceo-Fan September 8, 2008
Get the taceo mug.The rumble in the stomach that tells a man he must empty his bowels with vim and vigour.
You need to lay some track... You need a dump... You need a poo.
You need to lay some track... You need a dump... You need a poo.
That coffee has gone through me like a hot knife through butter, its Track time.
Jesus, ive been laying track all day after the curry last night. I have an arsehole like a japanese flag.
Jesus, ive been laying track all day after the curry last night. I have an arsehole like a japanese flag.
by The Trackmaster September 30, 2012
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