Custard slap

applying a hand covered in semen to someones face via slap

i pulled out, came on her chest then wiped it up with my hand and gave her a custard slap.

by the giant robot March 14, 2010

Mitch Slap

When you listen to a song by Pentatonix and get caught off gaurd because of a beautiful High Note done by their Tenor Mitch Grassi! In songs such as Hallelujah,Aha!,Can't Sleep Love

I asked a reactor to Listen to Pentatonix and he got Mitch Slapped!I

by CPsupergirl March 6, 2023

Hoop Slap

Hoop slap is like a happy slap, except you do it with your anus. The hoop slapper must first relax their anus muscles just enough to be able to slap their friend round the face with it when they're least expecting it, resulting in them being repulsed and humiliated, yet left breathless from the shock and rolling around the floor with laughter because they didn't see it coming!

Hoop Slapper: *approaches from behind* Hey gurl...
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Hoop Slapper: *hoop slap* Gotcha!
Victim: *gets hoop slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!

by Nola070619 March 1, 2011

wein slap

Masturbating.

I'm going to the bathroom for a wein slap.

by Ellio's Pizza December 11, 2016

Meaty Slap

The phrase used to describe a really loud satisfying slap when a slap connects well.

Last night, things were getting hot between Jeff and Gary, Jeff's extremely large hand slapped Gary's ass with a connection so good it produced a meaty noise. It was a meaty slap that turned Gary on.

by Sanchezinator July 25, 2016

Superman Slap

Verb:The act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.

*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.

Guy 1:"You should call your stepfather the N word."

Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"

Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."

Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"

by Sovietnickie October 2, 2012

slap snakes

When two dudes get together for sexual activity.

Man-meat mashing.

Hey, Mike, want to slap snakes.

by William F July 11, 2016