diving into the red sea

when someone (usually a male) has sex with a (usually a female) while she's on her period.

johnny: hey sexy, you ready for me?
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'

by D November 17, 2003

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Deep Sea Fishing

When you gap a girls asshole and lube it up with marinara sauce. Then you feed a lengthy spaghetti into the asshole and slurp it up. In the last inches of the spaghetti the exit of the middle has to pop the asshole.

Dude, last night I went deep sea fishing in my girl.

by Eatin Soup May 15, 2016

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salvadorian sea slug

A salvadorian sea slug is when a male or female defecates in recipients mouth and then the two participants exchange hard feces from one mouth to the other until the feces melts.

On Valentines Day my girl and I did a Salvadorian sea slug... it was better than exchanging chocolates.

by Chesterfield Magoo September 19, 2016

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Peruvian Sea Snail

Knowingly taking part in sexual deeds with a partner that has one or more STDs.

Mike: Did you hear Chad did Chelsea?
Derek: No WAY!!! Everyone knows she is dirty.
Mike: Yeah, looks like Chad pulled the old Peruvian Sea Snail.

by Chad aka Blackout April 16, 2010

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Deep Sea Teepee

The incredibly obvious erection one gets when wearing a bathing suit that requires them to stay in the water to hide it until it subsides to avoid embarrassment.

I wanted to go lay on the beach after swimming in the ocean, but I was sporting a deep sea teepee from scoping chicks all afternoon and had to keep swimming.

by itsthatbradguy July 9, 2010

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