by Anonymight November 12, 2006
johnny: hey sexy, you ready for me?
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'
by D November 17, 2003
A salvadorian sea slug is when a male or female defecates in recipients mouth and then the two participants exchange hard feces from one mouth to the other until the feces melts.
On Valentines Day my girl and I did a Salvadorian sea slug... it was better than exchanging chocolates.
by Chesterfield Magoo February 12, 2016
When you gap a girls asshole and lube it up with marinara sauce. Then you feed a lengthy spaghetti into the asshole and slurp it up. In the last inches of the spaghetti the exit of the middle has to pop the asshole.
by Eatin Soup May 07, 2016
The incredibly obvious erection one gets when wearing a bathing suit that requires them to stay in the water to hide it until it subsides to avoid embarrassment.
I wanted to go lay on the beach after swimming in the ocean, but I was sporting a deep sea teepee from scoping chicks all afternoon and had to keep swimming.
by itsthatbradguy July 08, 2010
by BreckenridgeBear November 13, 2007
Mike: Did you hear Chad did Chelsea?
Derek: No WAY!!! Everyone knows she is dirty.
Mike: Yeah, looks like Chad pulled the old Peruvian Sea Snail.
Derek: No WAY!!! Everyone knows she is dirty.
Mike: Yeah, looks like Chad pulled the old Peruvian Sea Snail.
by Chad aka Blackout April 16, 2010