Adjacent to bucket list, which is tinny and final. A garden list is where I will plant my goals and dreams to cultivate into a beautiful and flourishing garden which will bring me and others joy.
by anonymous January 22, 2025
Get the Garden Listmug. Used as a request for marijuana and/or to meet one of the many "Angels" who sales it when you want to become a direct buyer.
It is also a way to express that it's something a person cherishes.
It is also a way to express that it's something a person cherishes.
by StarCrossed August 20, 2018
Get the Garden Of Edenmug. A curry licker and has a 1 inch willy and some bushy pubes (usually eat peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)
by Jimmy garden October 6, 2020
Get the Jimmy Gardenmug. National Guard members assigned to landscaping, park maintenance, or groundskeeping duties, particularly in Washington, D.C., during deployments.
After being deployed to the capital, National Gardeners spread mulch and cleaned up parks around D.C.
by bichoraro August 29, 2025
Get the National Gardenersmug. Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"
Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*
Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!
Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!
by CampFetus September 20, 2017
Get the garden hoesmug. People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
Get the Garden hosemug. Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023
Get the Night Gardenermug.