Chain text bitch

something you become when someone asks for your phone number and never texts you to talk, only to send you those stupid chain text messages.

(chain texter):"FWD: FWD: send this to ten people in the next 10 minutes or you will never fall in love again."

(text receiver): "stop sending me those texts! im not your chain text bitch!!"

by MRTyty555 January 18, 2010

revenge texter

someone who will wait the equal amount of time or more it took for a person to text them, to text them back.

"It took Derek 68 minutes to text me back. I'm going to wait 69 minutes to reply."

"You're a revenge texter. Period."

by Hannah is Magical March 19, 2010

toilet-texter

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to use the toilet.

Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"

by simdave2000 May 6, 2010

Filler Texting

When you're texting or IMing somebody and they respond with crappy, half-assed one word answers. Also reffered to as "Being a weenie".

Texter 1: Dude, I just bought five hundred dollars worth of apple sauce!

Texter 2: Kool

Texter One: (in an attempt to end the filller texting) Is it weird that I'm playing Viva Pinata? Cuz I'm pretty sure it's for like five year olds, but I beat Assasin's Creed.

Texter 2: Sure

Texter One: Screw you, you filler texting douche!

by GiraffeBoots December 13, 2010

fuckstick textington

someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone

two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington

by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013

Texacer

when a girl is licking the underside of the head of your penis and looking up at you at the same time.

your mom was giving me the best Texacer last night.

by Texacer (its my fav) October 22, 2008

Textual Intercourse

flirting over text message, or IM's

my GF and i just had some of the hottest Textual Intercourse ever!! i need a smoke.

by Idiotherder October 9, 2008