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Dry Snitching 

Dry snitching is a calculated but yet passive aggressive way to dime out your homeboy. In most cases to save your own ass without being the obvious rat bastard you are and save yourself from a fishing trip in your new concrete Nike’s.
You and your homeboy get pulled over

Cop: I smell marijuana step out of the car
Cop: who’s weed is this?
Homeboy: like a MF’n G says nuth’n
You: look at your homeboy and say “don’t worry fam I’ll put money on yo books”
Homeboy: (shaking head) you dry snitching Mufuka.
Dry Snitching by PHIZZZLEterm September 24, 2019

snitch ass bitch 

a person who tells on you, rats on you... snitches. no matter what size this person is pr what their physical strength, this person is considered a bitch because they are a snitch. the "ass" part of the phrase comes from the fact that being a snitch and a bitch make you an ass. hence the term snitch ass bitch
person 1: "yo, i got fired from the convenience store.

Bobby told the manager i was stealin zig zags."

person 2: "seriously? what a snitch ass bitch"

Switching Hammocks 

To 69.
We were switching hammocks and my mother came in!

I'll be switched 

A colloquialism indigenous to Appalachia which expresses amazement, wonder, or befuddlement
Well, I'll be switched! That little box yous got can make a pitchure of lil ol' me?

Snitching 

Snitching is when you tell on someone to get yourself out of trouble.

Informing law enforcement of a crime for any other reason is just someone performing their civic duty.
"He was snitching on his partner to get a reduced sentence."
Snitching by Apricity916 November 14, 2018

switchover load 

a common asphalt plant excuse related to an inferior sample of asphalt.
Ah, don't worry playboy, that sample is bad because it was a switchover load.