strokle

A half hearted attempt at a hand job, never ending in orgasm.

I thought I was going to get some last night and all I ended up with was a damn strokle.

by elkaen January 9, 2007

stroke your lovely

to lightly stroke someones butt while walking by

guy- i would love to stroke your lovely
girl- freak!!

by Taylor e May 10, 2008

stroketard

A person who has had a stroke and has become a touch retarded.

Erica Smith has become a stroketard since her accident...

by juggling_my_identity March 6, 2009

stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.

I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.

by spicer2 August 8, 2009

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.

Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.

by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011

Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.

Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.

by dalegato June 15, 2011