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preemptive stroke

When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.
I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.
by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017
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sugar stroke

When Consume so much sugar that your brain stops functioning from 1-5 seconds Then you come back to reality and regret your decisions and cry.
Jackson Ate 5 Pixie Sticks at the same time Then he suffered from a 3 second Sugar Stroke.
by J05M0TH3R December 5, 2019
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Phantom Stroke

Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.
Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.
by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018
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Stroke

A stroke is a situation where a poerason ahs diferfcukty spflleng or bronoucfing wofrds coreictly. It isf ojfnan a reasutl of fatigeu ore a lacmk orf skikell wheen touc-tipeng.
Person 1: "Hey bro how you doing?"
Person 2:"haiuwqjqwiewq212891y983hrefujiafuiwekfhqmotiuoiHUIGuhmuGu8sgBIUFBI&KY*Y#ORFJIFBDUIDFDUIUIB" Hnhb yG UY V UkI Uegyu lGYUBFYUKgnUKVbtdtfgh njkGNYUhfqnikildhsauniD^FBN UGUgoiRAIyNT*!&Yjonhuignmomhuo "G oJIOhn8 g78Y*O@U(!@!!#Y$(#$Y*(&#*$&*275892903758531984294uw8rhuesty98wesuf8irtouhqiqqqqqq qqqqqqqqqq qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq"
Person 1: "Indeed."
Person 2: "Sorry, I had a stroke."
by I sprllng vry gud October 4, 2019
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Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs
Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!
by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021
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Stroking your dog

To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025
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