When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.
I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.
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Get the Phantom Stroke mug.A stroke is a situation where a poerason ahs diferfcukty spflleng or bronoucfing wofrds coreictly. It isf ojfnan a reasutl of fatigeu ore a lacmk orf skikell wheen touc-tipeng.
Person 1: "Hey bro how you doing?"
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Person 1: "Indeed."
Person 2: "Sorry, I had a stroke."
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Person 1: "Indeed."
Person 2: "Sorry, I had a stroke."
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In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
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