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Two-seater

A two-seater is a type of threesome when two women are sitting on a man’s genitals and face.
Jason: “I heard through the grapevine that Daniel did a two-seater with Mary and Trish last night.”
Caleb: “I’m so jealous dude! I need to do one with Anna and Katy!”
by rosenovarocks January 10, 2026
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big red sweater

a sweater that can easily fit a whale; ginormous in size must make lots of jokes
Big red sweaterrrrrrrrrr
by Big-T November 6, 2004
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go steven slater

when one snaps or goes off. It refers to the JetBlue steward that got pissed off at a passenger, popped the escape chute and split with a coupla beers.
If Comcast jacks my rates one more time I am going to go steven slater on them and cancel everything.
by Bennui August 15, 2010
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Freshly knit sweater

when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
Steve: Man i just got a freshly knit sweater

Joe: Thank god its winter
by kingslushie93 June 28, 2011
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Knit a sweater phase

When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012
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growing a sweater

When one's arm hair stands on end when they are cold giving the appearance of wearing a wool sweater.
Tommy: Dude are you cold or something?

Jim: Yeah man! Look, I'm totally growing a sweater.
by abstractgirl03 October 28, 2013
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red mexican sweater

When a woman has her vagina worn to the point where it appears to have folded inside out and has been left like this for some time. Giving it a dark appearance.
i was totally gonna do that chick till i saw her Red Mexican Sweater
by 141ello December 30, 2016
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