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Jurong West Secondary

one of the more lifeless schools in Singapore the students here generally treat their school table as sleeping pillows and the xmms yps count as well as the school budget here is as low as the students attendance rate but the teachers here are mostly caring and dont really have any favourites except for tht one shitty eng cher cos the students r all shit anyways and also police visits are a monthly must for some reason even tho the gangsterism here is way toned down compared to boonlay secondary nearby
I want to go to Jurong West Secondary after my PSLE said no one ever

~Don't, just go to Westwood its far better and have livelier environment
by theguardianangel78 August 20, 2021
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second base

In physical encounters between a female and a male (and possibly
between same sexes), Second base is the heavily debated term
used to loosely describe the touching and "feeling up" of ones
partner. It may include some manual (this means with HANDS)
stimulation of breasts, clit, penis, anus, etc. The latter parts are often
Refered to as "third base", but technically speaking, third base is
Manual or oral stimulation that results in a CLIMAX.

Oral is never considered part of second base. Second base does not mandate
whether either person be clothed or naked. Third base would usually
require a minimum removal of a portion of clothing, as would
Home, obviously.
John: "I stayed at Janette's house last night. She let me get to third!"
Me: "Happy balls, then! Did you bust in her mouth?"
John: "No! She just rubbed my dick and she wouldn't go any further!"
Me: "Hahahaa! You only got to second base, dumbass! BURN!!!"
by wiseguycracking July 21, 2009
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higher secondary

A prison where Maltese teen agers are sent to if they don't pass the necessary o levels. It is located in Naxxar, Malta
Noooo i didnt get maths! I'm gonna be sent to Giovanni Curmi Higher Secondary school with that bitch Miceli!
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Second Hand Penis

Just like Second hand smoke, you may be in danger of second hand penis. The act of toching ones shaft, penis, or balls and then shaking hands or touching another person, thus transfering your touch unto them.
Matt goes to the bathroom and fires one off. He then goes to class and shakes hands with Adam. Adam is now a victim of Second Hand Penis, and may now be considered 1/3 gay.
by Captain Tanker February 1, 2008
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second hand smoke

When the girl you are making out with just got done giving another guy head.
Jake just got second hand smoke from some sorostitute!

Kentucky Jake almost got second hand smoke from the crazy Philippino biatch.
by UT Tower September 19, 2009
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2 second rule

Used in restaurant kitchens in terms of food dropped on the floor, if it is ownly on the floor for a loose "2 SC" it's still ok to serve to the guest.
"Holy shit, did you see me drop that steak?"
"Your good, ya got it within the 2 second rule."
by chef t July 31, 2006
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5 second sam

a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob
Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing
by Speno November 6, 2006
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