pizza scale

When the ends of the scale of a thing measures from acceptable to exceptional, because no matter what, you still have the thing.
Damn, my favourite takeaway is taking forever!
It's ok, dude. Pizza scale.
by kittiekommittee July 26, 2023
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COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.
by P. Seudo Nym May 06, 2024
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COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.
by P. Seudo Nym May 06, 2024
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Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.
A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.
by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023
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Bag Scale

Scale having a range from zero to three describing the sexual attractiveness versus the ugliness of the intended partner. Compiled from Bag Job (=1 or single bagger), Double Bagger (=2 or an insurance bag on one's own head in case the partner's bag should fall off or rip) and Triple Bagger (=3, indicating that the dog should also have a bag placed over it's head otherwise the carpet may become covered in dog faeces and vomit when the poor mutt witnesses the horrible act).
Sweet Jesus! She was so ugly I would have to give her a 2.8 on the Bag Scale.
by Razzhead January 01, 2008
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suck scale

A tool used for measuring how much something or someone sucks,
I see you are at the high end of the suck scale.

Wow, that registers a 97 on the suck scale.
by Shartified June 20, 2022
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Sanctusian scale

A scale ranging from 1 to 3, measuring peepee lengths, 3 being massive and 2 being average. Nothing outside this scale exists, that would not be realistic.
“My peepee is a 3 on the Sanctusian Scale.”

“That is huge good for you mine is 2.”

“That’s okay 1 through 3 are all the sizes and yours is average mine is just enormous. Let’s high five.”
by Sollygiise May 22, 2023
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