poser band

bands that posers listen to ex three days grace,my chemical romance,slipknot,paramore etc. can be deflected to make the idiot calling you a poser by yelling some random song by that artist

person 1-i love three days grace!
person 2-your favorite song is never too late isn't it?
person 1-ya thats all ive heard
person 2-poser....

ex 2
person 1-my favorite band is my chemical romance
person 2-thats a poser band!!!
person 1-my favorite songs are demolition lovers,you know what they do to guys like us in prison and to the end
person 2-(thinking:crap i havent heard any of those)oh....
person 1-dont start with me

by roadace October 28, 2008

poser-basher

A poser basher is someone so absorbed with there own image of cool, that they believe anyone who attempts to try the activity the poser basher is good at, must either be hardcore about it 110% or is a poser, and should therefore be ridiculed. Yes there are posers out there, but not everyone that say, "goes surfing once a year" or "wears a certain type of clothing is a poser, and if they are, who cares, only the poser basher. (perhaps the poser basher is really inside the poser him-(or her)self.) If you love something why not be happy for someone who tries that very thing, even if only so they can feel a small part of what you feel enjoying that activity. the majority of the people that say surf, or rock climb, or skateboard, or snowboard, ski, or whatever activity could care less whether your a poser or not, there out there doing there own thing.
Im sure you come across poser-bashers everyday. im not pointing fingers or anything, just saying my piece. But seriously everyone, give the new kids a chance, if someone's having a hard time on a tough problem, or just can't send a wall, or cant paddle out through the surf, or even if they just have the tools, but just dont know what to do with them, go help them out, dont just sit back labeling them, that type of behavior does'nt help anyone out, if you love a sport or activity, introduce others to it, share the love.
but hey thats just my piece.

a. The poser-basher ridiculed anyone who had a hard time surfing, or even just couldnt paddle out through the surf, labeling them a poser.
b. "Look at that kid trying to campus that 5.10 wall, what a poser." (Speaker = poser-basher)
c. SITUATION
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
poser-basher- "Your such a poser"
kid- "I would start though"
poser-basher- "shut up poser"
WHAT works better
kid- "I love surfing clothing, but i don't surf.
other-"you should try it sometime"
kid-"I want to but its hard starting"
other- "Everythings hard to start, man next time your at a good beach with waves, go down to the surf shop, rent a board, get out there, just paddle out behind and out of the way of a lineup, be respectful, watch the guys there, watch what they do, maybe even ask for pointers, but don't expect them to babysit you, after you have a good idea about it try on a few small waves. You'll either love it, or you won't. but get out there and try"

by Ryan P. B. December 14, 2008

Poseidon's Disease

The systematic wasting away of brain matter

Guy 1: What is with him recently?

Guy 2: He's been doing a lot of drugs, caught crabs and has Poseidon's Disease.

Guy 1: That explains why he's getting stupider

by MamboNZ April 8, 2009

stogie poser

someone who holds or chomps and cigar for the look rather than actually smoking it.

e.g., Wil Smiffff in his jiggy song...just bitin, its for the look, i dont like it

by drewcifer March 20, 2004

poser

Poser actually means a puzzeled or baffeling question. A poseuer is someone who trys to be someone or something they are not.

They are emo posuers. (poser)

by Samantha Ashlee July 29, 2008

poleates

The systematic movements and exercises that a stripper uses when performing with a pole.

Cindy the stripper's best act is when she does her poleates routine.

by Rocco OBrien July 29, 2007

Pose Garden

An establishment or public place that is frequented be posers (see poser).

A pose garden can only be defined by those frequenting the establishment or public place that are not posers (i.e. cool people).

It's Friday night, lets head to the pose garden and regulate.

by FreakinFabulous February 23, 2009