Phantom doodie

When you shit and don't have to wipe!

I took a phantom doodie today And didn't have to wipe!

by Words of convenience September 29, 2010

Phantom Punch

The sexual act of two lovers putting their buttholes together and farting simultaneousley.

Lisa and Roger performed a phantom punch to arouse themselves.

by The Hamburglar killer February 17, 2010

Phantom

The act of fornicating with a woman to the point of climax, then beating her until she becomes disoriented and shooting your load so that she does not know which direction it came from.

Man, after I pulled a phantom on Krystal last night, she didn't know her ass from a whole in the ground.

by Davey and Ritchie November 2, 2007

Phantom Hoe

a person who swoops in between 12 am and 4 am for a late night sexual encounter and leaves before everyone is awake. This person is only heard not seen.

Dude I heard your phantom hoe creep in last night.

by Chazlee Garcia May 6, 2008

phantom

a clown box which actually physically appears at work .

some phantom which sells bread with fillings

by Kenneth J dick June 6, 2008

Phantom

Used in the sport of hockey, when another player gets credit for a goal or assist that rightfully belonged to a fellow teammate.

Parrish: "Hey ref, throw down #88 for that assist!"

Boyd: "No man, I passed the puck!"

Ref: "Wow Parrish! Stop being such a fuckin phantom!!"

by MerrilRiv November 24, 2009

phantom dick pain

The sudden intense pain a female experiences when observing a punch or otherwise painful stimuli to the male genital region

Vic: did you see that video of the San Francisco player that got his johnson grabbed in a tackle?
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things

by neverscurred January 26, 2014