Bruh momento numero uno

Definition 1: A moment that makes you go "bruh", or just makes you confused.

Definition 2: An online meme in which the joke consists of a picture of Tyler, The Creator, or another image, and a text that says: "Bruh momento numero uno". It's a form of the genre of low effort memes.

Note: There are many "bru momentos"

Example:
Person 1: LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan
Person 2: Bruh...

In this example we can see that the second person ad a "Bruh momento numero uno"

by Clutch_. November 24, 2022

Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2

An easier way to identify the 2022 CoD game 'Modern Warfare II' in voice conversations with people, since big brain Activision thought it would be a great idea to name their brand new game as the exact same name of a game they released 13 years ago, except they just changed the '2' to a 'II' to try and distinguish the two, even though nobody can tell the difference in voice conversations.

Alex: "Man I hate Modern Warfare II...."
Kyle: "How the hell can you say that?!? It's like the most classic Xbox 360 shooter ever, every kid loved that game."
Alex: "Nononononono not Modern Warfare 2 from the Xbox 360, I'm talking about the new one that just came out... I guess I'll call it Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2 since they have the same fucking name for some stupid reason?"
Kyle: "Ah got it. Yeah not only does that game suck, but you're right, the naming is so stupid. How many times you wanna bet that someone talks about the 'original' Modern Warfare 2 and some dude who never played it thinks they're talking about Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2?"

by suburban__dictionary December 14, 2022

hey yo ma lemme get yo number

A line that the famous Viner King Bach uses as a pickup line. It obviously means let me get your number.

-Hey yo ma lemme get yo number.
-Hell no.

by TheseHoesIsLoyal May 21, 2017

number one stunner

The act of being so stunning, that you are now in-fact, number one.

That nigga jamal is so sexy, he must be a number one stunner!

by blizzzzaaaaaaa October 9, 2008

gua number

A number determined by your birthday that has to do with Feng Shui.

"My gua number is 9"
"Whoa what's a gua number"
"My gua number is 9. My sign is fire"

by poopisbyjamiesayshi February 9, 2010

dirty number

A quantitative measurement of one's promiscuity to allow for easy comparison, bragging, etc. It is calculated by multiplying the number of sexual partners with the combined age difference. The combined age difference is calculated by adding the age difference to the most younger partner with the age difference of the most older partner.

If I have slept with 5 people, and the age difference to the most younger one is 2 years + the age difference to the most older one was 3 years, then my dirty number is

5*(2+3) = 5*5 = 30

My dirty number is 148, what's yours?.

by F64 December 15, 2011

hoe bag numero uno

The number one slut with no self respect.

Whose that hoe bag numero uno?!!! What a slut.

by nikki wikki! June 29, 2006