Moon ointment

#1) lunar secretions used to moisten ones ashy elbows

"Man, dat niggas elbows was SO ashy, had to apply him some Moon ointment"

by Felix The Gat November 23, 2009

Blue Moon Gay

A straight guy who desires to have his cock sucked once in a blue moon. Comes from the cliché, "once in a blue moon," which means a very rare event.

Gay #1: So I blew this straight guy yesterday behind the bar
Gay #2: Are you sure he's straight?
Gay #1: Yes; he's married and have kids
Gay #2: Hmm ... must be a blue moon gay

by TheBEEB April 7, 2010

Moon pig

A usually frighteningly ugly white woman who decides to have sexual relations with the first black man that comes around even be it a hobo. Aptly named since,

A. Usually not reconized as a synonym for jungle fever
B. She lives on the moon in a metaphorical way because that black man is just trying to get back for 150 years of slavery not start a family.

Mike: See that moon pig right there!
Me: Damn straight that dude is going to get her prego and leave. I'd hate to see that baby it's going to be ugly as shit.

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

wired to the moon

Scottish (Glaswegian) - high on drugs, mainly associated with neds and schemies esp. temazapam (jellies), valium, base and cheap ecstasy.

Aye man that punter's wired to the moon and if he doesn't shut it he'll get a burst mooth man - pass the buckie.

by ScottW April 26, 2006

Moon

Somebody who has a perfectly round head

Kieran Allsop=moon

by Andrew Pitcher January 21, 2009

blood moon

When a man engages in coitus with a woman on her period, then inserts his bloody penis into her anus.

Oops. It seems I've given you a blood moon. At least you aren't pregnant. Hi five.

by justasweetguy April 16, 2014

Moon Cheese

Cheese... From the moon. Sweet, delicious, and sometimes addictive. Little people known as Eek (sometimes known as Eeklings) harvest this cheese daily.

I could go for a big ol' hunk o' moon cheese right now.

by Mr. Makamura June 27, 2004