good carpet side manners

A very good cunnophile (oral sex)--respectful, attentive and thorough.

Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.

by mpm July 23, 2014

Good Bedside Manner

Ilana Mechoullam
@thenosenurse

I wish my Good Bedside Manner could be as good as Ilana Mechoullam's. Damn... She's too good. I can't get on her level!

by CallMeGator October 10, 2021

manna

dun know manna like basically yeah like ya crew and that blad so ya bout to go town, turn on ya nokia 6110, old skool like ya dun know den range to link da manna and go cotch in maccidees and buss a few bars on road.

G DAWG: YO blud lookin for a quick mana link-up dun know

kazzie: trust fam manna causing bare havoc on road

G DWAG: BRAP BRRRRRRRRRAP, manna killin the scene, hol tight snitch, hol tight bruza, korny, banger, G1 Skeng1, da whole crew

kazzie: YA DUN KNO

by kazziefam August 26, 2010

bernard manning

an old timmer comedian born in fucking 1930 he is still famous but not as much as in the cunts old time he tells jokes about his mother-in-law he is crude,sick and what he does the most to make his acts offensive racism thats what the fans look for out of him he is very fat hes brought out
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks

bernard manning:i went into this pub right and this guy i seen was well pissed when he came in and he said 'you'se on the left are a shower of bastards and you'se on the right are a shower of cunts' and one guy on the left said 'iam not a bastard' he said 'well go over there with the cunts then'.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL

by Jackroll September 15, 2006

two manned

if a guy asks if you "want to get two manned", he wants to have a threesome with you with another man

"You just tryn get two manned for the one time?"

by Livi24 May 19, 2017

Payton Manning

to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy

Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"

by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008

mannaries

Man breasts, instead of mammaries, as found on fat men

Like the bloke in fight club although not always due to medical reasons, generally 'cause they are fat!

by Nick January 10, 2004