may 2nd 2008 

The most hottest person is born on this day he will come into your life and will save you from the darkness

Omg he’s born on may 2nd 2008

may 2nd 2008 by The honest narwhal November 22, 2021

May 7

Give your crush or favorite person a gift as a thank you for being their favorite person to you

" Here have a gift! "
" Why? "
" Because its May 7!

May 7 by anonymous November 23, 2021

May 2nd 

The finest most sexiest bitch to be born was born on this day. A taurus and very understanding, yet stupid and playful.

“God damn I wish I was born on may 2nd like him/her, there fine as fuck..”

May 2nd by YourmomxXlmao12345 November 23, 2021

May 5 

This day is national Grumio day. You have to bring your biggest spoon wherever you go to show your support to Grumio/

Omg its May 5 time to get my spoon.

May 5 by Anti404 January 13, 2022

May 18

You Are the Best person in the world and the coolest everyone loves you no matter what they say Ok? So Happy birthday! People wish to be as beautiful as You so congragulate ur self especially if your name is Angel

My birthday is may 18

Really?

Yeah!

I love You!

May 18 by Luischico123456789 January 25, 2022

May 26 2006 

An absolute feral child was born this day, she is very loving towards her friends and will yell at them with a kind intent. She acts fruity but denies any allegations of being.. homo. She’s still great though

Person A: What’s special about May 26 2006?
Person B: Maygen.

May 26 2006 by WolfieStarr January 25, 2022

May Fool's Day 

A day in the Philippines that occurs on May 9 every three years. Every 6 years, the day is preceded by a circus. As of the time of writing, last May Fool's Day was on 2019, and the next will be on 2022. The last circus-preceded event was in 2016, and the next will be on 2022.

Make the most out of May Fool's Day by voting for as much incompetent and corrupt clowns as possible.

May Fool's Day by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 26, 2022