hipster

Always have the facial expression of contemplating things.

Person: What do you think of this
Hipster: (Contemplates and judges)

by Gogol Bordello kicks ass November 22, 2007

hipster

everyone who is writing on here seems to have no idea what they are talking about. not all hipsters do what they do and wear what they wear to simply be "different" or "better than everyone". Usually, the clothes they wear are what the "mainstream" in Europe is wearing because this country is so ridiculously behind. Indie music happens to be REALLY GOOD. Maybe, if everyone stopped listening to their godamn rascal flatts and whatever else the shit is they play on the radio, and actually thought for themselves, they would understand.

Dumbass #1:"Oh my god, look at that hipster over there, they think they are so cool because their clothes are DIFFERENT."
Dumbass #2:"I know their music is never played on the radio, so I bet it is just terrible."
Dumbass #1:"C'mon let's go listen to Rascall Flatts and Kelly Clarkson and buy all of our clothes from hollister.

by JessicaK January 5, 2009

Hipster (2011)

A Coffee drinking, novel reading, wayfarer wearing, oxford obsessing girl/guy who often will pretend to know everything about anything in pop culture spanning from the 1920's to now. Subsequently, they will pretend also not to like everything and anything in pop culture from the 1920's to now. May be seen wearing over sized or undersized, (but never the right sized)t shirt, which will undoubtedly be advertising some sort of movie that know one knows of and or band that know one knows of/likes. Most of them will say they 'get' where the wild things are and shun you for not thinking Spike Jonze is God. If you do not watch the Oscars they hate you. If you do watch the oscars they hate you. Pretty much: Every single one of the extras from Cleo from 5-7.

Hipster (2011) See "I bet you've never even heard of (A hipsters anthem)" video on youtube par example.

Also see "Where the dirty hipsters are video" on youtube.

Typical conversation would go as follows:

Between two Hipsters:
"Loved Cries and Whispers."

"Yeah, Bergman is a genius. The criterion collection really gives me chills. What are you drinking?"

"Yeah, Genius. A latte, no milk please."

"Alright, Ill get mine black."

Between a Hipster and a non-hipster:

"Loved Cries and Whispers."

"What's that?"

"Are...ARE YOU...Are....you SURIOUS! Woooowwww, wow, what? What? WHAT?" *Hyperventilates.

by Loveallthetime May 5, 2011

hipsterati

n.

1) synonym for hipsters.

I can't go anywhere in this town without being overrun by the hipsterati.

by katesherlock November 13, 2004

Hipsterfication

Hipsterfication; a process whereby a bunch of tools, posing as cools, invade an area and turn it into stupidville.

The Hipsterfication Echo Park, while disgusting, has add the benefit of reducing crime, and bring more police attention to gangs in that area. While overall this is a good thing, I believe that over time the hipsters will prove to be much harder to endure than any street gang

by cliffj August 30, 2013

HIPSTER

The personification of insecurity, brattiness and bizarre sense of entitlement.

The prevalence of hipsters in a neighborhood is an indicator for gentrification.

by Joshua Kaden November 3, 2003

hipster scum

People who think they are hipsters but really live in the suburbs and live in a townhouse and commute in their parents uneco friendly SUV. They think Andy Warhol is god and when asked can't name any works of art. They are not artistic and write lame poetry that is straight out of Dr.Suess with a hint of Dassboard. They buy half tights from Hollister and tell themselves have hip they are. The real hipsters don;t call themselves hipsters anThe d certainly do not read the hipster handbook. Hipster Scum also claim to be very liberal but are really jsut rebeling against there parents. It is rather sad to be a hipster scum of America because they think they are so special but really it has been done before.

HIPSTER SCUM:::people who think if they dont wear deoderant, dont wash their hair and use oil wipes and the same ol eye liner like taxi. they claim to wanna be poor but really are rich. Real hipsters would agree that they are fake and unscene

by ladasay June 16, 2006