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Cum guy

A guy extremely rich people use to find their person of interest cum. Commonly cum guys scavenge parking garages in search of cum due to larger sexual behavior in parking garages in american culture.
Oswaldo is Harry's cum guy. Oswaldo has been searching for that bastards cum for days.
by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018
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the guy that runs that outfit over there

(person) - This position was formerly known as the Secretary of Defense. He is is the head of the Department of Defense for the United States of America, however as President Biden cannot remember anyone's name this is what he is now called.

Note - search this phrase on YouTube for masterful oration.
I'd like to thank.....uh....the guy that runs that outfit over there..."

- President Joe Biden, 38/2021
by $lapaho March 9, 2021
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Ball Guy

The sexiest being alive. Everyone's knees go weak at the sight of Ball Guy. His charm is like none other, capturing the attention of everyone around him. He gained popularity by giving everyone Poke Balls, now everyone wants to give him their balls. His alluring presence can be seen everywhere in Galar. It is rumored that his captivating character is what caused most gym challengers to lose out of nervousness.
Kabu: Hey, did you see Ball Guy? He looks so sexy today, I don't know how I'm going to win the match today. All I can think about is being beguiled by those tentacles.
by KabuTentacles March 29, 2021
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The Guy Who Shits In The Shower

At curtain times there is a need to take a shit so you have to do it in the shower. Only acceptable if the shower door looks like a toilet.
The guy who shits in the shower is a person who takes a shit in a shower exp. Felix
by TheMasterOfTheShotGun May 30, 2021
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Purple guy

It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
purple guy is the guy who murdered 5 children for no reason
by purple guy/william asfton January 24, 2022
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salami guy

a cb member with speed coil pfp or ham infected with fungus
salami guy : hi i am salami
someone : but... salami meaning penis in urban
by Robert Blarg December 3, 2022
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Magic Fone Guy

A guy who dials a girl via his cell phone and gets so afraid to talk to her that he pretends the phone dialed her magically.
I questioned The Magic Fone Guy about his three calls and he said the phone must have dialed me itself.
by sgjailr December 28, 2007
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