Grass

You have not touched it in 11 years.
JUST GO TOUCH IT

“I play Fortnite so I don’t touch GRASS”

by Pixilmonky July 11, 2024

Grass Monkey Landscaping

Best lawn maintenance and landscaping service in middle Georgia.

Hey Brian, your yard looks like shit! Get Grass Monkey Landscaping to come take care of your mess.

by Grass Monkey Landscaping January 21, 2021

Grass

touch it now.

touch grass dumb-bum

by grass_toucher506 February 6, 2024

Ass grass

Ass pubes

Nice ass grass jon

by Hossengrassen January 15, 2023

magic grass

the shit that lauri preller says he doesn't smoke.

"Yo man, Do you smoke that magic grass?"
Lauri Preller : No.

by magicmike911 June 20, 2019

Let the deer say the grass is blue

Let others hold onto their mistaken and absurd beliefs—arguing with them is unnecessary and pointless.

When he kept insisting the Earth is flat, I just smiled and walked away. Let the deer say the grass is blue.

by Madhushree May 12, 2025

Gash in Grass

A bunch of young, hot chicks laying out in the yard, not by a pool or beach. Usually seen outside college dorms or buildings with no pools.

I was just driving by the dorms and you should have seen all the 'gash in grass'.

by Shottscore June 19, 2015