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Syna-goggles

On Yom Kippur, when people at Temple services look more attractive because your vision is blurred due to fasting for the Jewish day of atonement.
(Bros at shul)
“Dude, when did Talia get super hot?”
“Bruh, you got syna-goggles BAD, she’s 80 years old!”
by whatuplur October 5, 2022
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Meatball Goggles

When a man/woman is performing a rimjob on their partner, and the partner shits into the person performing the rimjob's eyes.
Guy 1: So, I invited Irina over last night, and I gave her Meatball Goggles!
Guy 2: That's fucking sweet, I gave Susan the same thing two weeks ago!
by themememanwashere February 24, 2018
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Goggles

What a baby pirate with a lisp wears in the pool. Worn with a swimsuit and swim diaper. Not to be confused with Google or giggles.
Baby pirate with lisp: Arrrr!! Arrrr!! Avatht mateyth!! Thwab the pool deck!!
Spongebob: (giggles) Your goggles are too loose. Tighten them please or the water will get in your eyes.
by babypiratesnapchat2 December 20, 2022
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Rally Goggles

(verb)
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”
"Bro, last night at the frat party, Kyle passed out, and we gave him Rally Goggles. Dude woke up wearing the muddiest goggles ever!"
by OC2025 July 21, 2025
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Military Goggles

Military Goggles - n. The phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.

Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).
At first I thought Mike was a 7, but then he put his ACUs on. It might be the military goggles, but now Mike is definitely a 9.
by KaeCee423 November 26, 2015
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