Shit Faced Bitch Master

A slang term for a black PIMP

Martin: Thats a nice car how did you afford that?
SFBM: I'm a pimp, get all the shit I want
Martin: You Shit Faced Bitch Master!

by Catmanjew November 30, 2009

News Feed

Cool facebook feature that lets you check facebook quickly, then get shit done. Bonus points for backlash comedy.

Josh friended some random girl
Random girl is notifed of Josh's activity via news feed
Josh is pissed because he isn't really friends with random girl
Josh joins online petition

by oaone September 8, 2006

fecesmonger

someone who has an infatuation with eating as it is leaving the anal cavity recording it on german pornsites.

Alex Fulton is a feces monger

by Alan Jakabitz January 18, 2005

Fece Fetus

When a woman manages to hold her poop for 9 months and it comes out looking like a baby.

Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."

by Dude_Brah_Man February 25, 2010

Feed the fish

To vomit, especially over the side of a boat, where the vomit would then be eaten by fish.

I was seasick on the ferry and had to feed the fish

by tvod November 14, 2014

Fish-faced mole

A slutty mole that often has her face in fish position (ie. sucking cock). Is big-breasted and resides in Marrickville.

Get off your knees and get us some chocolate, you fish-faced mole.

by Kylz August 4, 2004

Strap on the feed bag

Giving a woman oral pleasure or eating the box.

Well, it was my wife's birthday I had to strap on the feed bag.

by Mo Trim August 29, 2013